{"type":"standard","title":"Horace Smith (poet)","displaytitle":"Horace Smith (poet)","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q3140473","titles":{"canonical":"Horace_Smith_(poet)","normalized":"Horace Smith (poet)","display":"Horace Smith (poet)"},"pageid":947209,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/ba/Horatio_Smith.jpg/330px-Horatio_Smith.jpg","width":320,"height":382},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/ba/Horatio_Smith.jpg","width":1286,"height":1536},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1284312459","tid":"e67baee0-1327-11f0-a376-97444263e8a7","timestamp":"2025-04-06T20:44:14Z","description":"English poet and novelist (1779–1849)","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Horace_Smith_(poet)","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Horace_Smith_(poet)?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Horace_Smith_(poet)?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Horace_Smith_(poet)"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Horace_Smith_(poet)","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Horace_Smith_(poet)","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Horace_Smith_(poet)?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Horace_Smith_(poet)"}},"extract":"Horace Smith was an English poet and novelist. In 1818, he participated in a sonnet-writing competition with Percy Bysshe Shelley. It was of Smith that Shelley said: \"Is it not odd that the only truly generous person I ever knew who had money enough to be generous with should be a stockbroker? He writes poetry and pastoral dramas and yet knows how to make money, and does make it, and is still generous.\"","extract_html":"
Horace Smith was an English poet and novelist. In 1818, he participated in a sonnet-writing competition with Percy Bysshe Shelley. It was of Smith that Shelley said: \"Is it not odd that the only truly generous person I ever knew who had money enough to be generous with should be a stockbroker? He writes poetry and pastoral dramas and yet knows how to make money, and does make it, and is still generous.\"
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