{"slip": { "id": 33, "advice": "Don't let the bastards grind you down."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 72, "advice": "Don't eat anything your grandparents wouldn't recognise as food."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 109, "advice": "To cleanly remove the seed from an Avocado, lay a knife firmly across it, and twist."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 4, "advice": "Cars are bad investments."}}
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