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{"fact":"Mohammed loved cats and reportedly his favorite cat, Muezza, was a tabby. Legend says that tabby cats have an \u201cM\u201d for Mohammed on top of their heads because Mohammad would often rest his hand on the cat\u2019s head.","length":210}
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Aisén River, also spelled Aysén, is a river of Chile located in the Aysén del General Carlos Ibáñez del Campo Region. The Aisén begins at the confluence of the Simpson River and the Mañiguales River.
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{"fact":"A cat uses its whiskers for measuring distances. The whiskers of a cat are capable of registering very small changes in air pressure.","length":134}
{"fact":"Cats' hearing is much more sensitive than humans and dogs.","length":58}
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{"fact":"A cat\u2019s hearing is better than a dog\u2019s. And a cat can hear high-frequency sounds up to two octaves higher than a human.","length":119}
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